I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Randomize
