watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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