you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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