I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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