No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He has the fingertips of a God
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