Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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