In the future we'll all be gay
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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