okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I am never drinking with the goths again.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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