Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
there is puke in my bra ... again
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