i just google imaged poop.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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