So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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