Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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