I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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