dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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