Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I understand Curling. That high.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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