Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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