idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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