She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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