just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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