as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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