he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize
