If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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