real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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