Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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