I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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