we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
