Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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