i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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