She announced her abortion via fbk
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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