He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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