When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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