new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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