Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure