I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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