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  An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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  (662): An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows. http://tfl.nu/wtg2
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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  Wtf? What happened?

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  Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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  (931): Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other. (1-931): Wtf? What happened? (931): Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home. http://tfl.nu/q0zo
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  (818): View more from California

  Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around

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  (818): Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around http://tfl.nu/awow
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  (516): View more from New York

  How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?

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  (516): How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear? http://tfl.nu/ycsa
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  (716): View more from New York

  ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.

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  (716): ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck. http://tfl.nu/am3q
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working

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  (216): Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working http://tfl.nu/ls32
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  (650): View more from California

  Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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  (650): Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot. http://tfl.nu/jbjf
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  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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  (709): I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her. http://tfl.nu/w26o
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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  (270): I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/aek1
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods

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  (330): i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods http://tfl.nu/yq1a
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  (562): View more from California

  I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.

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  (562): I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help. http://tfl.nu/iwuh
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  (226): View more from Ontario

  I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams

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  In case that's what u were picturing

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  (226): I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams (226): In case that's what u were picturing http://tfl.nu/1xa1
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  (760): View more from California

  Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?

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  (760): Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection? http://tfl.nu/93gn
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  (801): View more from Utah

  I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by

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  (801): I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by http://tfl.nu/pt0j
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups

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  (732): Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups http://tfl.nu/mtyy
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