I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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