im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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