so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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