is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
A bitchslap is in order.
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