I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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