Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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