K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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