You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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