hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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