Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now