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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(440): View more from Ohio

eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

(1-440): View more from Ohio

just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me

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(647): View more from Ontario

It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

is drinking for groundhog day legit?

(1-484): View more from Pennsylvania

well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...

(262): View more from Wisconsin

I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.

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(516): View more from New York

its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.

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