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(816): View more from Missouri

She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

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(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal. http://tfl.nu/7hy6

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(916): View more from California

It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.

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That's why you should quit smoking.

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(916): It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here. (1-916): That's why you should quit smoking. http://tfl.nu/xt8p

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator

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(423): I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator http://tfl.nu/6zcj

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(440): View more from Ohio

I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

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(440): I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog http://tfl.nu/h88l

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline

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(615): Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline http://tfl.nu/p67r

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(615): Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night http://tfl.nu/5cyj

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(224): View more from Illinois

I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am

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(224): I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am http://tfl.nu/o84u

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(678): View more from Georgia

Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.

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(678): Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina. http://tfl.nu/qhn3

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(613): View more from Ontario

I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.

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(613): I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/hw5l

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

(617): View more from Massachusetts

How about a mike?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Already had two of those

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(978): I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day (617): How about a mike? (978): Already had two of those http://tfl.nu/wf5g

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(905): View more from Ontario

foreskin is a definite game changer

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(905): foreskin is a definite game changer http://tfl.nu/oi5r

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.

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(307): I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER. http://tfl.nu/f0gg

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.

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(865): Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts. http://tfl.nu/is6y

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(563): View more from Iowa

I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder

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(563): I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder http://tfl.nu/9h0o

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(702): View more from Nevada

Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision

(970): View more from Colorado

Daily.

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(702): Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision (970): Daily. http://tfl.nu/0fgj

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