Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(226): View more from Ontario

I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.

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(518): View more from New York

Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip

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