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(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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(248): You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee http://tfl.nu/or77

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during

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(919): I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during http://tfl.nu/dav8

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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(614): That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life http://tfl.nu/6e7y

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(321): even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him http://tfl.nu/7qwv

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(716): View more from New York

hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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(716): hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work http://tfl.nu/rvok

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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(918): Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch. http://tfl.nu/cew3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game

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(617): It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game http://tfl.nu/6jkk

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.

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(617): Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex. http://tfl.nu/9jjl

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

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(608): You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal. http://tfl.nu/so63

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies

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Stop drinking before 5

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Easier said than done

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(651): Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies (612): Stop drinking before 5 (651): Easier said than done http://tfl.nu/j7cm

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.

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(832): I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic. http://tfl.nu/1uqk

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(850): View more from Florida

Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.

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(850): Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made. http://tfl.nu/7051

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(208): View more from Idaho

Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing

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(208): Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing http://tfl.nu/2w9q

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(719): View more from Colorado

Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?

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(719): Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit? http://tfl.nu/ng8r

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(613): View more from Ontario

IM WEARING A FLAG

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So that's a no to the clothes then

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FLAG

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(613): IM WEARING A FLAG (1-613): So that's a no to the clothes then (613): FLAG http://tfl.nu/ee8g

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