He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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