i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
A bitchslap is in order.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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