Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can feel your judgement through the phone
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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