She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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