Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
