I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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