And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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