I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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