You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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