He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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