I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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