Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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