But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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