So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so let's talk penis.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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