i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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